What you're about to read took me under an hour to write. Top to bottom. I hadn't been thinking about this before....it just fucking happened and I don't mind saying I'm fucking proud of this.

Cogito ergo sum : I think therefore I am.

Cogito ergo rum. : I drink therefore I am.

Cogito Fargo sum : I think darntootin' I am.

Cogito ergo Spam : I pink therefore I ham ?

Coolio ergo sum : I dank therefore I am.

Cagedo ergo sum : I shank before I slam.

Congresso ergo sum : I blink therefore I scam.

Quahogito ergo hum : I stink therefore I clam.

Cogito ergo huh? : I think therefore I am....I think....

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Cyclopo ergo sum : I wink therefore I am.

Cogito lingo sum : Methinks perchance one is.

Cogito dingo sum : I reckon . too bloody right I am, mate.

Cogito bingo sum I think therefore I....four under the I. I - 4.